Communiqué from the planet Zepsplotch

Although there is a great similarity between all living things, there are certain chemical transitions between organisms that cannot be explained by evolutionary processes. Chemically, hemoglobin is fairly close in composition to chlorophyll, but whereas hemoglobin has one atom of iron in its molecule, chlorophyll is built around an atom of magnesium. To complicate matters, certain other arthropods and mollusks, such as the horseshoe crab utilize a certain pigment within it s molecule that contains an atom of copper instead of iron or magnesium. There is no way to explain transitions between these different forms of life, let along the origin of life. Senator Frist has urged that we keep an open mind, and I think that that is a good idea. Intelligent Design may be a product of the religious right, but it in no way is peculiar to religion.

Cal Thomas said during an interview on "Nightline" that science is about being open to ideas. In his eloquent and thoughtful line of reasoning opens many new realms to science, making it clear that we should not be confined into an old-fashioned paradigm about what the limits of science and reality truly are. Cal sees nothing wrong with debating intelligent design in the classroom, and that conversation must not be restricted to realm of ideology and religion, or the conversation will be at odds with the very purpose of its initiation.

Now that the idea of "intelligent design" has gained public acceptability and parity with the science community, albeit with the assistance of a religious political agenda, it has nevertheless enabled us to be able to present the truth without a political agenda. Intelligent design as put forward under the auspices of religious truth can now be unveiled as the universal truth of mankind’s origin and be considered alongside traditional methods of investigation as taught in schools and universities.

Once the political commodity of religion is exhausted by lack of verifiable, concrete scientific proofs, then the only source of intelligent design is the space brothers, who have left a plethora of sites and signs of earth, and can be more fully investigated with the dramatic increase of research and educational funds that will become available as this field takes its rightful position next to present day traditional science.

It is implicit in "intelligent design" that the space brothers are waiting for us to evolve, so that their creation may finally be able to meet with them in a momentous way. As new generations grow up and accept this knowledge, and the tenet of intelligent design flourishes and evolves, we journey ever closer to that day.

The reality of the Space Brothers will inevitably take its place next to, and finally supplant the theory of evolution and intelligent design. We, former inhabitants of the planet glopsnod, will find our roots when the mother ship returns to earth. Once these beings make contact, they will request to be taken to our leader, at which time we should refer them to President Bush.